Nick Johnson

Okay before anyone accuses me of being homophobic or hateful, let me point something out for anyone who doesn't already know me: I am the gayest thing since Boy meets Boy. So if anything, in creating this thing, I'm poking a little gentle fun at myself. I think it's important to be able to laugh at yourself, especially when the world is doing its best to shit on you.

So for all my beautiful gay friends out there, and for all of those wonderful heterosexuals who stand with us in opposition to discrimination, I bring you Gay Voice Number One for your Tomtom. If you don't have a Tomtom, then this is of no interest for you. But you should get one. They're great.

Gay Voice Number One is me doing my sort of "southern gay" impression. Yeah, it's a bit cheesy. It's a little bit sloppy, because I was still learning how to do a Tomtom voice while I was doing it. It still came off pretty well, considering. It's really weird hearing my own southern gay voice coming from my Tomtom, but it makes me smile and sometimes even chuckle.

So show your solidarity with your fellow gay, and make your Tomtom gay too. Installation instructions are included in the zip file linked above. Please don't ask me for technical support. I don't have sufficient time or energy for it. And if you want to link to the Tomtom gay voice, please link to this blog entry rather than directly to the file. Thanks!